Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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