he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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