Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
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go home
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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