that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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