What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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