You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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