I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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