What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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