Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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