He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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