how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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