what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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