Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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