can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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