Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Someone came in the potted fern
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
