At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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