she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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