I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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