i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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