i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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