I think scott just propositioned me for sex
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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