I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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