Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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