Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(804): View more from Virginia

names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.

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(559): View more from California

I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?

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(904): View more from Florida

I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?

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(606): View more from Kentucky

This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?

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(443): View more from Maryland

So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?

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(206): View more from Washington

Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.

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