I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person