My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I've blown a few things in my day
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.