from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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