My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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