I think my vagina is haunted
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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