I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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