I just made out with a guy for $7.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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