hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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