I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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