If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Randomize