i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
My breasts were aching with rage.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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