:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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