So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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