I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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