It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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