big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Randomize
