So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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