I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I FOUND THE LEGS
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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