I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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