I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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