you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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