Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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