Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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i think my cat just said my name.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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