ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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