so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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