he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
