either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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