BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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