This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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