I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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