you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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