you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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