Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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