So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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