I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
vagina is talking i cant
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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